wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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