bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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