O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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