dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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