You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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