He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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