Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
