Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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