hell yes lets make some ravioli
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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