you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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