when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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