I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
This is the high leading the old right now
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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