I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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