the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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