I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
