Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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