I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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