I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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