I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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