we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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