Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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