Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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