I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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