I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just high enough for therapy.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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