dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Two words: nipple clamps
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