Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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