About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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