Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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