Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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