Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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