I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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