Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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