Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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