no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Naked. naked and bneed help.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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