It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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