just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
