Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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