so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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