A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
