He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
