thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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