Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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