quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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