we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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