4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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