Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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