He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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