well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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