I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
