He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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