just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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