the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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