Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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